So I’m playing Evolve.  Kid is fucking losing it about something, it’s the internet so who fucking knows.  We are out of the match and in the lobby, and this kid goes in on the monster player.  The monster player is laughing and sounds kind of young.

Social Retard – You sound like a little kid, omg I didn’t know kids could play Evolve.

Monster – I’m actually a girl, this is what we sound like on the internet.

Social Retard – You don’t sound like a girl to me.

Monster – No I’m a girl.

Social Retard – If you’re a girl, you sound fat.

Dude went full retard instantly, because apparently he doesn’t know how to interact with humans.